May Day! May Day! May Day! Bulds is here.. B Aware!!

Once upon a time, in a hot sultry town called Kolkata, there used to be this handsome dude who was known to his friends by the name of Bulds. He was a kind person, a person who can not even kill the mosquito who would bit him right on his neck.




Anyways, this kind, harmless guy had a fetish for the golden brown colored liquid which is popular by the name of BEER. He admitted openly, that he was living on BEER. Observers had observed that he consumed fruits and raw vegetables on weekdays at office. Whereas over the weekends, he would easily gobble down 2 large bottles of beer (source: his friends and his house maid). People would not have bothered much though. But the problem was that this kind dude would start talking non stop after consuming all those gallons of beer. Now, you might be wondering what is the big deal in that, isn't it? Just keep on nodding to whatever he said and he would fall asleep anyways. But it was not so simple task. The problem was, he would keep on pushing you to give comments on the thoughts he would be murmuring. And he would get really annoyed if he did not get a proper comment. He would not fall asleep fast either. So you would better be a really patient listener or a big drinker yourself to combat that situation.


People close to him were slowly developing the necessary skills to tackle the "Drunken Bulds" situation. But then, this kind, soft spoken dude started having one more problem. When drunk, he started feeling a world full of love towards people around him. Dudes are not that well accustomed to much affection from fellow dudes. So they really had no answer as to how they would handle this new crisis in their lives. Frankly speaking, they were kinda rattled..









Initially the general consensus was that it was a passing phase. That Bulds will soon realize that his buddies were not deserving enough for the excessive affection he was bestowing on them. No matter how much he wished they were, they would still be the same hairy and dirty dudes. But there were no signs of improvement. The heat of humidity was making things more difficult to control for his friends. I meant the anger and frustration, in case you are wondering some thing else.

Lately however, the buzz is that things are looking better. Last week, Bulds and Co. had a frank discussion on the matter. Bulds realized his flaw and was apparently very apologetic about it.



After a long session, problem was sorted out. Bulds friends have agreed that he can keep on wearing the same annoying yellow T-Shirt as much as he likes. Bulds has promised that he will try to behave himself from now on.

Last week, The gang was seen partying again in "Some Place Else" and other joints in Park Street, Kolkata. They have even started hanging around at his home again. God Bless this friendship..!! :)